Sunday, December 13, 2009

Who the heck is this guy?

Daniel Marks is the super secret pseudonym of a popular adult urban fantasy author. He lives in a highly classified and secluded location (a "house" in a "neighborhood") with his trusty bodyguard ("wife"), and a cabal of evil minions (some "dogs"). He's currently hiring for a loyal henchman ("gardener") apply at


  1. Can I apply for the loyal henchman position? Does it involve hiding bodies? ^_^

  2. I have experience with cutting and placing body parts in Mason Jars..Do I hear pickling anyone??