Daniel Marks is the super secret pseudonym of a popular adult urban fantasy author. He lives in a highly classified and secluded location (a "house" in a "neighborhood") with his trusty bodyguard ("wife"), and a cabal of evil minions (some "dogs"). He's currently hiring for a loyal henchman ("gardener") apply at velvetandnyx.com.
Can I apply for the loyal henchman position? Does it involve hiding bodies? ^_^
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